Of Douche bags and freedom:

"We are all douche bags by nature and only behave in a seemingly orderly fashion due to a social contract established and entered into by our forefathers many moons ago. Had it not have been for this social contract we would have proceeded in terrorisng one another, inceasantly reeking havoc on not only those in immediate contact with us but society at large." I think that is what Hobbes said...I could be wrong. Never the less I believe his findings are rude, dismissive and painfully true. The social contract to which he refers is what we now know as the law of the land, which we also know varies from household to household. The crux of the argument (as i understand it) was that even the most just and upstanding member of the community, would be found with chees-curl crumbs in his beard should he find himself in the chips isle during a black out at Pick n Pay.i.e We do bad things when we dont think we will be caught.

I found myself in the limp, hung-over grasp that is the first week of lectures (aka the week after O-week). Many first year students experienced their idea of freedom for the first time and already some are having their first head on encounter with the concept of responsibilty. It was during a heated debate between various members of the most powerful body at the University (also refered to as the kitchen staff) that the obvious but also illusive question was brought up: "Why do young adults behave so badly when they come to University?" Some blamed the governance of the university, others blamed their upbringing but one member posed: could it not be that they were terrible children their entire lives but now have the freedom to be terrible publically? I found this to be an interesting question. Not because it suggested that teenagers are terrible, we all know teenagers are terrible...no it was rather the question of freedom and the effect ones concept of freedom has on their behaviour.

Each individual has their own perception of freedom and the law. In our younger years, our parents word is the law. Punishment is immediate and obvious should we fail to abide by the law. Our actions are limited and our behaviour closely monitored to ensure that we know the law and do not deviate from it. From about the age of 16 an awakening happens. we meet rebels, who feel as oppressed and humiliated by the trivial law by which we live as we do, and some ideas are shared. We look forward to the day that we will escape the trecherous autonomy that is our parents' households and ultimately be free. Once we are out of the iron clasp of our parents' we enjoy this freedom which is mostly defined as "not having to answer to anyone."

Here is the thing about this particular type of freedom; it is short lived. Of course varsity is a time for fun and insanity but not being policed shouldnt be interpreted as a pass for being irresponsible. The absence of immediate and obvious repurcussions is often mistaken for no repercussions at all. Bad dicisions in high school would be nipped in the bud and have minimal effects, and then almost overnight a bad decision could ruine your career, reputation and possibly cost your parents tens of thousands of rands of tuition; most times one will not realise the damages caused by their actions until way after the fact. And just like that you are a grown up.

Am i saying one shouldn't wild out every now and again? No. In fact i knocked back a couple of drinks while writing this piece. What i am saying is that it should be noted that we all have to answer to someone...even if it is just to ourselves.

So Hobbes is right, we all behave badly when we think noone is looking, however attempting to whisper "the morning after pill" without offending the pharmasist with your boozy breath or sheepishly waiting in line for yet another shot of penicillin, should at least prove that the human body has laws of its own...and you cant be free from those.

this woman reminds me of my mother...

KENDRICK LAMAR "RIGAMORTIS": BLOWHIPHOPTV.COM

Daily Maverick :: Go ahead, colour me bad

Daily Maverick :: Go ahead, colour me bad

My First Girlfriend

The first time I kissed a girl my eyes were wide open. It had been a long time coming and I was surprised it had taken as long as it did. The bland disappointment that followed, however, I did not expect. It was not a major anti-climax or steep decline to nothingness but rather a sense of: “oh…ok”.

It all started with baggy pants and hip hop music. Shaggy hair, bitten nails a deep voice and a pair of converse sneakers were enough to convince all those around me that a boyfriend was out of the question. My choosing comfort over style was apparently an encrypted statement of homosexuality. I was a seventeen year old girl who smoked weed and listened to the Wu-Tang Clan and so was of no interest to the boys at my brother school, even more insulting was the fact that they were mediocre looking. Not one of them was strapping with broad shoulders and dreamy eyes, instead they were skinny with disproportionate rear ends and un-kept hair. So when one evening a new and incredibly attractive girl came into my room, closed her eyes and leaned in…I leaned in too…eyes wide open. I had been kissed by a girl once before, but this was the first time that I had ever kissed back. My eyes scanned the room as I waited for the time to stand still and for us to be thrown into a dizzying lust only to be jerked back to reality by the sound of the “lights out” bell. None of this happened.

One of my closest friends was lesbian and she was having the time of her life. She didn’t walk into spaces and constantly feel awkward and underdressed or any of the other symptoms of social retardation that burdened me. She took what she wanted and I admired that. I wanted that. So I kissed back. I was not sure if this girl was what I wanted but I decided to take her just in case. It was only after I watched her leave my room, her walking on air and me stead fast on the ground, that I came to realise what it meant to succumb to pressure. Here I was, awkwardly groping some confused young girl who had probably mistaken her own admiration for lust. I knew that if she turned around and came back into my room I would do it again, but I was not sure why. I was a senior and she was a junior but we were both just kids.

It was done.

She came into my room often and I let things happen. I let her straddle me and pine over me. I let her send me letters and tell her friends and all the while I felt nothing. Every time I heard her knock on my door I took on the duty of groping and kissing, teasing and whispering things I had heard on TV, it was awkward. She began to pick up on the chill I was giving off and sought comfort elsewhere…I felt no particular way about that either. It was when another young girl came to my room seeking some of what “old girl” had got that I realised that the charade had become exhausting. I realised that I owed my first girlfriend an apology.

I used her. I wanted to be wanted. I needed to be needed. I longed for someone to look at me and struggle to catch their breath, for them to toss and turn at night, all but begging the sun to rise so that they could see me again. I wanted someone to feel sick at the thought of losing me and though she was the person who felt that way…she was not the person I wanted to feel that way.

I was in a parallel universe where people pretended to be gay to fit in and be wanted. I now recognize that as a symptom of a society that shames those who travel alone. Apparently we all need someone to confirm our existence. So rather than an apology, I think I owe my first girlfriend a thank you. There is no shame in being alone and I learnt that in her arms.

"A" for effort; "F" for everything else

I completed my entire high school career without ever having obtaining an A for anything and I know why: I didn’t give a damn. I was more interested in lying on and ingesting grass as well as recreational activities such as watching Yizo Yizo. Not once do I remember exerting myself and my report card stood testament of that fact. When I reached my final year of high school and had to work twice as hard to get half the marks, the lesson was clear; you have to work for every stitch of credit given to you. Apparently, the rules have changed!

I came across the report card of a matric student recently and was quite horrified at what I saw; all F’s and one A. The A that stood cold and lonely in the middle of the report card was for Life Orientation. Now, first and foremost that cannot be a real subject and secondly; if everyone is passing a subject with flying colours…surely it needs to be looked at. I am all for young people working hard and reaping the benefits; however this does mean that I all but despise those who reap the benefits without doing the work. Extremes such as everyone passing a certain subject with flying colours or even everyone failing a certain subject dismally should be interpreted as a symptom of a faulty system. Granted I did not have access to the report cards of the entire matric class, however seeing an A amongst an F aggregate is much like seeing a white spot on a brain scan; it means something isn’t right.

I like to think of myself as a pessimistic woman whose favourite hat is optimism; I wear it often and look great in it. I will however say this; there is a time and place for “prizes for participation” and that time and place is; Grade 1 at the swimming gala. Giving away A’s does not instil any type of work ethic in young people. I know what it feels like to fail and I would not have it any other way. Working for every single mark on your report card matters. Giving out A’s for showing up is not fair to those who show up and work their fingers to the bone. Am I saying the young student whose report card I saw should have gotten all F’s? Absolutely, that is exactly what I am saying. At least then the report card would have been an honest reflection of their participation.

We are the country who celebrated having scored the opening goal at the world cup even after we were cut out of the competition like a diseased tumour. We writhe under a government who pays enormous salaries to fraudulent people who do the bare minimum. Are we all willing to pretend that we do not know that there are young people whose primary goal in life is to get paid to do nothing? Prostitution has taken on the guise of ambition as young women boastfully call themselves gold diggers because apparently having sex (something we can all do) with wobbly old men (something that most choose not to do) is more glamorous than using ones brain. Mediocrity cannot be celebrated. It breeds fraud, short cuts amoral behaviour and signifies that a country is turning into Lazyland – where the cats are fat and are all in parliament.

I like freebees as much as the next person (the lady with the sausages at Pick n Pay can attest to that), however I believe that when it comes to the big things…things like your job and your brain…perhaps brutal honesty is the only kind of feedback that is necessary. Perhaps it’s time we expected more of ourselves.

An open letter to black tweens

I want to kick start this open letter by saying I am in no way an ageist, in fact I have family who were born in the 90’s and am able to tolerate them in small bursts. Having said that, I feel it is only fitting to ask you to do one thing: listen to yourselves.

I was inspired to write this letter after having a short conversation with a young man who was born in 1993. He was trying to explain to me why his life and experiences would be better than mine because he was a coconut. I trembled in the 35 degree heat as I tried my damdest not to pounce for his jugular like the panther that I am. He then went on to take all of his privileges for granted suggesting that access to running water and electricity had nothing to do with how one performs in school and that everyone should have an “equal shot”. My irritation turned to sorrow as I realised that this poor child had no idea what he was talking about, he was just quoting various catch phrases that the media and “grown-ups” were throwing at him and others his age.

I realised that a conundrum was at hand. As a child of the 80’s who can still smell the apartheid regime on the breath of my elders and can still clearly remember being the only black face in class, what was I to say to this young man? was I to tell him that being a self proclaimed coconut doesn’t not change the fact that he comes from “that side of town” and that his white friend may not be hurrying over for sleep over’s? Was I to point out that racism doesn’t listen…it just sees and acts. Was I to beg him not to listen to a damn thing a single politician tells him because; where one comes from and what one has will always affect where one is going and how one will get there? Or should I have just let him live in his blissful world of ignorance, sent him off on his unicorn and let him gallop into the rainbow?

The fact of the matter is that us old people are battered and bruised. Our bitter experiences have changed the way we move in society. I can’t objectively council a youth when it comes to this stuff because being called black bitch at the age of 12 by a forty-something old white man changed me. All my wit and charm counted for nothing and being a coconut would not have helped me. So I will say this:

Look to elders for guidance not for answers. Taste privilege but don’t forget the taste of deprivation. Touch the highest bar of success with your feet firmly places in the two roomed shack you grew up in. Take in every breath with the knowledge that it was fought for and listen to yourselves. Know what you are saying and why you are saying it. Stop trying so hard. Not everyone is going to like you but remember that has got nothing to do with you. Don’t waste your life trying…just be.